Dis ya ting yah, it all 'bout di flavor of rum. See, dem mix di best sugar an' make it so delicious. Ya know how Mi seh a good drink pon a hot day? Dis rum yah, it take yuh away to paradise. Ya see, some man tink rum only good for partying. But dis rum, it got history. Every sip a adventure back to di roots. So when yuh hear di rum, remember dat: